Cyberpunk 2077 In-Depth High-Res Unboxing

Buckle Up, Samurai, you're in for a treat

Cyberpunk 2077 In-Depth HiRes Image Unboxing

not that Video Unboxing Crap

 

 

This thing is HUGE

Unboxing: Persona 5 Royal Phantom Thieves Edition

Whazzzgoinon muh Dudens and Dudettens!?
Atlus is gettin rather productive again so we get sum noice new freshly updated Games from 2017

guess what, if you got p5 already you still need to buy the new version like its 2001

aaanyways, lets see what they got us in this lovely pakidge:

Freebie Fiesta

What is the situation here, my Ludens?

it is that time of the year

what time of the year?

not that time of the year but another time of the year

anyways, every major platforms are bombarding us with FREE GAEMZ so you dont have to wail in yo mommas basement

UNREAL Overload

Muh Dudens, its time for some NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD RIGHT IN YOUR pants FACE!

Das right, you can get all the Unreal Games for £ 1.72, thats less than 2€!

All of them?

ALL OF THEM!

Black Desert Online FREE

Whats going on Ludens!

You read right! Black Desert Online is free to take till Feb 2.

Steam Freebies: Damn Boi Thats a ThiCC Ass Collection

Gaben seems to be in a state of endless euphoria about the next Half-Life VR Spinoff Alyx
so Valve has something special for all of you who live under a rock down the mariana trench havent played any of the past games yet

Quick Unbox: Jump Force Press Kit

What is the situation here my Ludens!?
At the final Pixelpokal of the year we found some sweet loot at the prizes booth
one of witch is this dman nice PRESSKIT of JUMP FORCE

Lets check the contents shall we:

Burn up your smartphone - Black Desert Mobile

My Ludens, what is it that is happening here?

Grab your Powerbanks!

All of them?

ALL OF THEM! 

Cause its time to rev up your mobile game like RN!
Well, maybe not RN RN, but tomorrow it is happening!

Quick Unbox: The Elder Scrolls Online: Summerset - Collectors Edition

It is time..

what time is it?

you ask?

its 23:13 to be exact but thats not it ye dumdum!
Its time for ANOTHER UNBOXING!

or at least time to upload old shit i got here

So today we gonna have a look at the Collectors Edition of The Elder Scrolls Online: Summerset yes i like using the bold command alot, thankyouforasking!

EPIC Unreal Engine Freebies

What is happening my ludens!

Epic is not only in a very generous mood for the players but also for the brains behind them gaemz!

And so we gonna get a buttload of shiny crap assets and scripts for your autistic artistic delight:

Uboxing: Death Stranding Collectors Edition

Its finally Time my Ludens
Finally we are blessed with another classic Kojima WTFery

Introducing the biggest fukkin box ever, where tf am i supposed to store this!?

Death Stranding Collectors Edition

After waiting for two weeks because the website fukd up the delivery adress. bless this blogs planning funcion

Are we in for a treat or will we be greeted with a steaming pile of garbage?

New delicious free stuff!

Whazzup my Ludens!

Epic is blessing us AGAIN with great free stuff:

Delicious, innit?
I always wanted to play ruiner, whaddaya say about that!

the last of them spooks - new EPIC FREEBIES

My oh my Ludens!
That time of the year ends with a grand finale at the Epic Store:

New EPIC Free Stuff!

MUH Ludens!

Another week another bunch of free shit goodness!

Gettem NOW!:

Epic Store Freebies: Batman Overload

Whazzup y'all, muh Ludenens,

today we got a special Schmankerl in the Epic Store:

SAE Institute: Hannover Game Jam Reloaded 2019 - Lot of Trouble

My Ludens, what is it that is going on?

This time i have a special snack for you!
Over the past weekend, me and a team of other high functioning sociopaths gamedevs participated in the second hannover game jam.
Main theme this time was "A Lot Of Trouble" so we put all our energies into a huge ass genkidama creating a wonky little car game:

Borderlands 3 Diamond Loot Chest Collector's Edition Unboxing

Buckle up my Ludens, were in for some bigass treat!

Just in time for the Borderlands 3 release you get some hot unboxing action!

this gonna take a while so grab your cutlery, time for a feast!

Next Epic Store Freebie

It is time, my ludensTime to fill up that Epic Store Library

This Month we get that weird ass Lovecraftian horror puzzler CONARIUM

 

Even more Epic Games freebies

Till 12th of September you can get The Edn is Nigh and Abzu for FREE at the Epic Store

for free you say?

for free I say!