Uboxing: Death Stranding Collectors Edition

Its finally Time my Ludens
Finally we are blessed with another classic Kojima WTFery

Introducing the biggest fukkin box ever, where tf am i supposed to store this!?

Death Stranding Collectors Edition

After waiting for two weeks because the website fukd up the delivery adress. bless this blogs planning funcion

Are we in for a treat or will we be greeted with a steaming pile of garbage?

Starting with the outside, we have a satin gloss box:

thats pretty neat

opening it we get some loose bonus content codes along with the Steelbook of the Game:

As the GameStop Employee told me:

"Its a fuquin Briefcase, WITH A FUKKIN BABY!"

WoweeZowee, so lets get that BigBoi outta there:

Thats some THICC BOI

Wait a minute

WotZeFok is this!!?

So we get some fancy clips but budgets too tight to have an actual briefcase handle?

Ohwell, lets open this FakeBoi

Neatly Packed

Have some Instrucions

No secret surprises, sad
Alright, onto the goods

Aint you just the cutest!

one roll of sticky toilet paper. not really something you'd want to see in a 250€ Collectors Package

The Bebeh is Chonky
Here, have a spin

Feelin cute today. might delet latr

Extra lightshow included for extra creepyness

And finally, the Game:

HERE, have a VR


whew, i need a storage room for this!
soo, howd'you like it?

You paid 250 for this!?

yes yes, its alright,
the BB is really well made and the Ludens is CUTE AF but the asstape is just cheap, for that price youd better have a keychain or a replica of them nice necklace. instead you can buy it off ebay for 10. OR buy it at Kojimas Store for 315 AREYOUFUKINKIDDINGME!??

well, go grab thineself this big ass box RIGHT HERE

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