Most disappointing Unboxing: World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth - Collectors Edition

My Ludens, i am smad!

Why u smad?

you might ask?
Lemme tell you:

Remember when Blizz stood for quality and consistency with their Collectors Editions?
every one of them had AT LEAST:
-the Game in box
-the Making Of in box
-the Soundtrack in box
-an top notch Artbook
and
-a Mousepad

those were the good times

but then the Firenation Activision attacked

and everything went to shit

and what a shitshow were in, ooooh weeee. so let us begin:

At first glance, theres nothing out of the ordinary.
We find the usual beautiful  BigBoyBox in its pristine glory:

blinded by the box itself and the vast amount of content on its back we didnt notice what rotten garbage the lacking thereof hides inside

truly magnificent

as usual the inlay slides to the right and in blissful ignorance we glee upon the mighty Artbook..

...or so we thought

but first we disassemble the rest of the desaster package

alright? thats a pretty medaillon
but wheres the game?

free games?

what`?

the?

FUCK?!

alright calm down, what is this?

A FUKKIN PAMPHLET!?
containing absolutely no valuable information. thats your money well spent!

ahem Moving on
what is this now?

a letter?

oh dont tell me

OH COME ON!
digital content?! how cheap can you be Activision?!
and not even a Making Of!

FFFFfffffUUUuUUUuuuuuuuuu

Alright, cant get worse than this, can it?

what

IS THIS MCDONALDS?

Not painted
even the flashing still there
GOD THATS UGLY

and here we have the MONAY

a medaillon
its pewter, its heavy and very good quality

they didnt even bother to make it look like its made of one piece

on the stand it looks just cheap

yep, looks like a happy meal toy

an visual nightmare

alright, now the last thing that can save this abomination

THE ARTBOOK:
front looks hella fine, but whats with the back?

what?

what is this?

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

its a NOVEL

GODDAMMIT

thats not gonna save it!

And here we have it: the worst Blizz Collectors Edition EVER

THANKS ACTIVISION

YE WANKERS!

Digital Content is as follows:


WORLD OF WARCRAFT

• Gilded Ravasaur Horde Mount
• Seabraid Stallion Alliance Mount
• Tottle, The Baby Tortollan Pet
• Character Boost to Level 110

HEARTHSTONE

• Azeroth is Burning Card Back

HEROES OF THE STORM

• Primal Flamesaber Mount

OVERWATCH

• Tracer Alliance Banner & Horde Banner Emotes
• Torbjorn For the Alliance & For the Horde Emotes
• Zandalar & Kul’Tiras Icons
• Anduin, Jaina, Sylvanas and Varok Sprays

STARCRAFT II

• Alliance & Horde Sprays

So if youre not playing any of the other games

YOU GET SHIT
ABSOLUTE SHIT
A 100€ PILE OF SHIT!

If you still want to disgust yourself firsthand, go gettit HERE

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